Porto and Bello are too cute to be true.Especially Bello. She curls up like a fluff ball on your hand and spreads flat and wide when she pretends to sleep.
Fer this, Bello is well known fer her squeaks and backwards fall.
During the hottest spell, it was daily as the heat caused them to shed fur!
I’d shampoo and shower them with the garden hose till they resemble puddlets once again.
Next comes grooming: Drying with towel, fan at speed one, Gatsby waxing plus stroking them with tlc.
(ok, Gatsby waxing not included)
HOWEVER
Porto and Bello are females, more of a Campbell hybrid, just that the coat has a tinge of yellow.
I think the seller lied to me. Puddings.
Cheebs.
So by the decree of The Great One:
Their surname shall be called Pudding.
Porto Pudding and Bello Pudding.
They shall dwell in Puddington Ville, filled with abundance of food (with sunflowers seeds as treats)
and zip around town using the Puddington Ball. (Self driven – eco friendly)
Such Luxurious life will they lead.
With this, The Great One is pleased.
But with all this goodness,
Who shall inherit their ville when they age?
Of course it’s The Shroom Puddlets!
With this knowing, The Great One said
‘Is there anyone out there with a handsome male hamster to spare?
Lest the shroomlets become a lesbian pair.’.
No sooner, a male pudding came along.
Alas, it came with a sacrifice. (Polygamy is FORBIDDEN at Puddington Ville)
Bello had to go. (The Great One’s better half chose her.. Yea, I know it’s superwhateverofme just to give Bello away cause I want puddlets. Blahblahblah. Hur)
The chosen mate is Rico. (pun)
Fast facts:
Name: Rico Pudding.
Gender: Male
Age: 5 months(?)
Traits: LARGE balls, Small eyes
Hobby: Loves the wheel, Loves to drink, Loves to ****
With that, The Great One hopes they go forth and multiply..
2 comments:
omg!! u give the fatter one away?? to whoooo? she's sooooooo cuteeeee!!!!
Because she's too inactive and only likes to eat. That's why Alvin chose her! I was at work. Hahaha.
The 2nd last picture is Bello.
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